Summer 2009
Mistakes were made, but at least they were made with no regrets.

1) Hold phone in right hand.
2) Touch empty pocket with left hand.
3) Think, “Oh shit, did I forget my phone?”
4) Realize your a god damn idiot.
Ok, every time I’ve just randomly popped open the webcam, my hair has looked awesome. Why does it not do this when I TRY?!





